You are Frobo Baddins, a small hoddit living with his uncle, Uncle
Bildo. For the past several years you have lived with your insane Uncle
Bildo in his home, a large hoddit hole named Old Bag. Uncle Bildo is
planning on celebrating his birthday and has enlisted you to get
invitations printed, a birthday banner sewn, a birthday cake baked, and
some fireworks purchased. And so your quest begins!