It's been a peculiar day for Jessica Plunkenstein. By a freak twist of
fate and airline security, our heroine finds herself battling evil
barons bent on world domination, evil headmistresses bent on
pathological propriety, and evil yodelers bent on nothing in particular.
Full of llamas, ninjas, French people, pickled herring, dubious German
accents, yetis in heat, and musical theatre up the wazoo, Jessica's
adventures bring her from the Amazonian Rain Forests to the Norwegian
Alps with layovers along the Eastern seaboard. Are you ready to unravel The Dusseldorf Conspiracy?